I am the sponsor for my school's Drama Club (which we change the name of just about every year). And it's almost time for our Spring performance. We already have one show under our belt as a group: the Vaudeville Variety Show we put on in November. It was super cute. We had a ventriloquist, and a dancing gorilla, and George Burns, and Abbot & Costello. It was a way to sing and dance a little, get some stage experience and teach a bit of history at the same time. Did I mention I teach at an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? Yep. I'm pretty sure I'm the only Elementary Art teacher in the known world who is brave (read: crazy) enough to take on directing a group of 42 aspiring actors in 3rd thru 5th grade on top of teaching full time. But it's something I've always done since I started teaching. (Guys...I'm so sleep deprived right now that the first time I typed that, I wrote "teachering.") In fact, I think it's what helped me get hired in the first place. In my interview I asked if the school had a program like this, and mentioned that I would love to create one and help the music teacher with her shows, etc. So after growing up as a theatre kid, here I am instructing young minds on how to project their voices whist wearing itchy, homemade costumes and sweating under our stage lights.
Anyway, back to the Snickers. I explained to my theatre kids that when we get close to performance time, Miss Teacher morphs into a fire breathing dragon who thinks you're about to steal her gold. She is tired and cranky, and even though she still loves you, she isn't herself. She might yell at you for making a minor mistake, or maybe for a huge mistake, but she probably is just HANGRY. She just needs a Snickers. Thus, these adorable and hilarious kids have started investing in some Snickers Insurance. On Valentine's Day, one student brought me the biggest Snickers bar I have ever seen. She said, "Just in case you need it this afternoon when we're blocking that crazy scene."
Show is in 10 days. Eep!